A little old lady walked one day into the Royal Bank of Canada one day,carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because "It's a lot of money!".
After much hemming and hawing,the bank employee finally ushered her into the presidents office(after all,the customer is always right)
The bank president then asked her how much she would deposit. She replied," $165.000!" and dumped the cash out of the bag onto his desk.

The president was curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her." Ma'am,I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied," I make bets". The president then asked,'Bets? What kind of bets?" The old lady said "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square!".
Ha!" laughed the president, "I'll bet you $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The old lady then said,"Ok,since there's a lot of money involved,may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure", replied the confident banker.

That night,the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,turning from side to side,again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10:00am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the bankers office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says your balls are square!". The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and asked if she could feel them. "Well,okay", said the president,"$25.000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell is the matter with your lawyer, he looks sick?" She replied. "Nothing,except I bet him $100.000 last night that at 10:00 am today, I'd have the Royal Bank of Canada president's balls in my hand".

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