Moses

And God came down from the heavens, and he said
unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road."
And the Chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing.


Buddha

Asking this question denies your own chicken
nature.


Machiavelli

The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why? The end of crossing the road
justifies whatever motive there was.


Darwin

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now
genetically dispositioned to cross roads.


Freud

The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
insecurity.


Ralph Waldo Emerson

The chicken did not cross the road --
it transcended it.


Albert Einstein

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame
of reference.


Grandpa

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Someone told us that the chicken had
crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


Ernest Hemingway

To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives
called into question.


Richard M. Nixon

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did *not* cross the road


Bill Gates

I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which conforms to industry standards and will not
only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your
important documents AND balance your checkbook.
Unfortunately, when it divides 3 by 2 it gets
1.4999999999.


Oliver Stone

The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the
road?" But is rather "Who was crossing the road at
the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to
observe the chicken crossing?"


Fox Mulder

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross the road before
you believe it?


Jerry Seinfeld

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this
*chicken* doing walking around all over the place
anyway?"



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