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"Get that thing off!"
"What is it this time?"
- Er, lets see - seems to the the academy awards.
"You telling me that 'Tumb wars - The phantom cuticle' didnt get nominated?"
Yes but that's not all man! Then we got the titanic Legolas at sea!
"Who didnt make it either - right!"
- And 'Bamboozled' wasnt even taken under consideration.
"If you dont watch it Spike Jones will make a satire on the Internet and start with this page!"
Better change the subject then.
"Easter, we should say something about easter!"
Why should we? Only would hurt the feelings of the poor eggs.
"This another piece of your politically correct nonsence?"
"Well if you're an egg:
You only get laid once!
You only get eaten once!
It will take 4 minutes for you to get hard.
And you will have to share a box with 11 other guys!"
"Pfffrrttt Just another crappy joke. You should start a webloid about such."
Aint there one already?
"Family circus" (PG-rating)
Birth of a candybar (PG-rating))
Problem's with your girlfriend?
The care and grooming of diskettes Er not really!What we didn't tell in the Mars story in August. -er that was August of sevr'l years ago. :)
Mars Polar Lander lost speculation on whodunnit - in imagesHow to order a pizza, recycled file mysteriously found on the harddrive.
Why of why did the chicken cross the road?!?
External link: How to build an H-bomb.
Hey what the heck is that background? -You might ask.....
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